10knotes:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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10knotes:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

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dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

(via itstheghostswecannotsee)


sourgoat:

Things that need to stop being in kid shows.

"I can’t lose to a girl"

"I can’t believe I lost to a girl"

"you let a girl beat you"

If you keep showing these types of mindsets to kids they’re going to think they should think that way as well.

(via itstheghostswecannotsee)


krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

(via tomrun)



bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” 

(via snootymcbooty)


echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

(via hotboyproblems)


officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

(via hotboyproblems)


There’s such a taboo here with nudity. In some people’s eyes, nudity is so much more dangerous than violence. I never really understood that. If a kid sees a nipple on television, how is that more damaging than watching someone bash someone else’s head in with a baseball bat?
Alexander Skarsgard (via notexcited)

(via suprette)


monicapotters:

greysmeme + [2/5] favourite brotps - Calllie x Mark

(via kevinmckiddo)


Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

wiccan-witch-of-the-east:

elizards:

paranoidrobot:

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this is my favorite thing

(via hotboyproblems)


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via youngbvcon)


vanillish:

vanillish:

i need the power to make any boy fall in love with me

oh wait i already do

(via troyesivan)


jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

(via hotboyproblems)


doomcookie123:

youvegottalove1d:

louishasafabulouisbum:

smo-key:

I know that this doesn’t go with my blog, but I don’t care. This is beautiful and it makes my love for Josh Hutcherson even stronger. I would love to have my child to tell me that they are ‘gay’ or ‘lesbian’, I would be proud.

This speech legit made me cry. It really shows that he doesn’t care, he just loves everyone no matter what. We should all do that cause were all just another human.

Because it is ok. 

I look up to him so much more now than ever. Truly love him and all he stands for

doomcookie123:

youvegottalove1d:

louishasafabulouisbum:

smo-key:

I know that this doesn’t go with my blog, but I don’t care. This is beautiful and it makes my love for Josh Hutcherson even stronger. I would love to have my child to tell me that they are ‘gay’ or ‘lesbian’, I would be proud.

This speech legit made me cry. It really shows that he doesn’t care, he just loves everyone no matter what. We should all do that cause were all just another human.

Because it is ok. 

I look up to him so much more now than ever. Truly love him and all he stands for

(via caress-me-touch-me)